Tina Fey Pictures - Tina Fey Funny Quotes - Esquire

Tina Fey Pictures - Tina Fey Funny Quotes - Esquire

Hi Interents!

I hope you are well. I'm doing sort of fine.

xo,

Brooke

I love old internet memes

facebook is the devil

So a dude who I may or may not have had a two night stand with changed his 'default' picture. It is not attractive. I caught myself cringing and then I remembered that I farted on him a few times while he slept.

Whoops. I'm gross but at least I'm pretty.

For the past few weeks I've devoted myself to my Mom's re-election campaign (votecathy2009.com).

Tomorrow morning, I'm getting up at 6am, to get to the polls by 7am. If my Mom gets re-elected, it will be awesome. More deets to come, after tomorrow.

Also, I impulsively bought a case of awesome beer. Thus far, no one in this house has touched it. Oh good grief.

Things I secretly love

Tom Hanks 80's-90's movies
Manicures
Pedicures
Strange flowers
The spacey feeling that cold medicine gives you, when you REALLY need it to work
Amazon.com

I guess I don't secret love any of these things anymore. Rats.

It's mildly terrifying how most of my expressions mimic various Lancastrians.