I love old internet memes

facebook is the devil

So a dude who I may or may not have had a two night stand with changed his 'default' picture. It is not attractive. I caught myself cringing and then I remembered that I farted on him a few times while he slept.

Whoops. I'm gross but at least I'm pretty.

For the past few weeks I've devoted myself to my Mom's re-election campaign (votecathy2009.com).

Tomorrow morning, I'm getting up at 6am, to get to the polls by 7am. If my Mom gets re-elected, it will be awesome. More deets to come, after tomorrow.

Also, I impulsively bought a case of awesome beer. Thus far, no one in this house has touched it. Oh good grief.

Things I secretly love

Tom Hanks 80's-90's movies
Manicures
Pedicures
Strange flowers
The spacey feeling that cold medicine gives you, when you REALLY need it to work
Amazon.com

I guess I don't secret love any of these things anymore. Rats.

It's mildly terrifying how most of my expressions mimic various Lancastrians.

FUDGE

Woke up this morning to a really interesting email.

'Hi Brooke,

You could still apply and start in the fall – possibly even take a course this summer if you move quickly.

(non important testing info)

If you have any questions, please let me know.

Best wishes,

Dr. X'

Well... here we go.

Disasters in Cooking

Just attempted to make mac and cheese (from scratch) on my own without my Mom's recipe. Disaster. It's just no good.

The cookies I made by the seat of my pants are probably going to be amazing. Mint chocolate chip and mint Oreo sugar... not exactly healthy but I don't care, they're not for me anyway.