Belz, this is my love song to you. Only... sung by Andrew W.K.

Hello interwebz. How are you? I hope you're well.

I'm watching The Life Aquatic.

Love, hugs, and kisses,
Brooke

How to survive a break up

Buy a jar of Nutella. Eat the shit out of it. Put Nutella on everything. Bread, rice cakes, fruit, a fork, everything. There is nothing that Nutella doesn't enhance. You are dead wrong if you think otherwise. Nutella is ambrosia.

Talk to your bffles. A lot. Complain about (insert sex of choice). Have an online drinking date. Be nostalgic. Do not under any circumstances drink to the point of vomitting.

Listen to Amy Winehouse's "Back to Black". Listen to Nina Simone. Listen to Slayer. Listen to music that makes you feel the whole spectrum of pain. Listen to LOTS of Dio. Country music (real country, not this I got drunk and key'd my ex's car radio bullshit) is solid pain music, as well.

Watch 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' as many times as you can. You get dumped in a particularly brutal fashion? Were you naked during it? Yeah, this movie can one up you. Once you feel better, watch 'Annie Hall'.

Allow yourself to have moments of manic behavior but don't get caught up in it. That Dr. Horrible DVD is totally justified but bidding on Joss Whedon's soul is not.

Last but not least, get over it. Bitches come and go. You can always make somebody else like you.

HAH

Films everyone should see

One: Let the Right One In


Swedish vampire movie. It looks fantastic.

Two: Milk


The trailer made me cry.

Happy Day of Giving Thanks

I am thankful for my neurotic family.
I am thankful for my friends.
I am thankful for my health, my job, and my life.

Most of all, I am thankful that in the past year my life has been at the highest I've ever known and the lowest and ultimately I've learned that NOTHING is the end of the world. Shit happens. You move on.

Now, I am going to get out of my food coma, drink some champagne with my Mom, and talk about BOYYYYYYYYYYS. I've decided for Christmas I'm going to ask for DAVID TENNANT, of which I am ALSO thankful for. Even if the rat-bastard is leaving the Tardis.

Love

Who doesn't do whack ass shit in the name of trying to find'the one'? Eh. I tried. It was just really nice for once to have a really attractive guy find me really attractive.

Well, such is life. I'm an adult. I deal.


THAT BEING SAID HOLY FUCKING SHIT TOMORROW IS EAT TURKEY AND GET FAT DAY! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!